Get ready as the boys are ready to take you on another wild ride. We traverse nostalgia, curiosity, and heartfelt connections in our latest podcast episode!
First up, we dive into the wild world of curiosity as Liam wonders if reverse ingesting a vape is even possible! Strap in as we explore this uncharted territory.
Then, we take a trip down memory lane, sharing tales of swimming mishaps and heroics that will have you both cringing and cheering.
Shifting gears, we get sentimental discussing the cherished items from our childhoods that we wish we still had today. From video games to scooters, it's a stroll through the attic of our memories.
But wait, there's more! We delve into the depths of connection as we talk about the people we wish we could re-connect with. It's a touching exploration of lost bonds and the power of human relationships. You better believe we get serious sometimes!
And, of course, our signature tangents and side stories will keep you entertained throughout the action-packed hour!
Tune in now for laughs, insights, and a whole lot of fun with your favourite 4-some!
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www.linktr.ee/miscellameous
Get ready as the boys are ready to take you on another wild ride. We traverse nostalgia, curiosity, and heartfelt connections in our latest podcast episode!
First up, we dive into the wild world of curiosity as Liam wonders if reverse ingesting a vape is even possible! Strap in as we explore this uncharted territory.
Then, we take a trip down memory lane, sharing tales of swimming mishaps and heroics that will have you both cringing and cheering.
Shifting gears, we get sentimental discussing the cherished items from our childhoods that we wish we still had today. From video games to scooters, it's a stroll through the attic of our memories.
But wait, there's more! We delve into the depths of connection as we talk about the people we wish we could re-connect with. It's a touching exploration of lost bonds and the power of human relationships. You better believe we get serious sometimes!
And, of course, our signature tangents and side stories will keep you entertained throughout the action-packed hour!
Tune in now for laughs, insights, and a whole lot of fun with your favourite 4-some!
Follow us on your favourite social platforms!
www.linktr.ee/miscellameous
I'm hitting record now, so I'm ready to take a deep breath Not into the mic, you idiot One last honk Honk, shoe Honk shoe.
Speaker 2:Not into the mic. Jamie, settle down. Jamie, first one to make a noise has to eat my arse. Oh me, I guess Maybe I could honk shoe a fucking vape up my arse. Do you reckon it is like? Can you reverse ingest vape? Has anyone tried that? Anyone knew that Butt chug of vape Like butt chug of vape. What a way to start Is that possible? Why, though, some people can like? Because if you reverse ingest something, it gets into your stream faster. So that's why suppositories work right. So could you.
Speaker 4:I'm well aware of the alcoholic facts. Vape though, yeah. You're breathing it in. Anyway, it's not liquid.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're not waiting to absorb it more.
Speaker 4:You're straight away.
Speaker 2:You think so yeah?
Speaker 4:I would have thought so I ain't no medical butt guy.
Speaker 2:What if someone You're not a proctologist If someone takes a?
Speaker 3:honk without inhaling and then blows it in your arsehole. Well, that's the same thing. Same thing, right Well?
Speaker 2:I'd need someone to do that because I'm not confident that. I have the ability to suck in on my arsehole.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to figure how I would do that and I think it would like and there'd be a lot of like crunching of my body to like make that happen. I'm sure it's possible, but like you could use like a ventilator, I guess, like you could blow into it and then like squeeze the air in, like the vape-induced air. Then you would like, with the smoke and the vapor, then you would like squeeze that into your butt. Chug situation, yeah, yeah, but would that distribute the nicotine faster than just honking that Bayer Boy like normal? I think so.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't think it would be much different.
Speaker 1:You know where my mind is right now. I want to see what Blurb gets generated for this episode. Just on his initial conversation.
Speaker 4:That's so true, oh Jesus.
Speaker 3:Yeah, blurb this one chat GP2. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Show us what you got.
Speaker 2:I'm hitting my late 30s, I'm 38, like next week or the week after, I'm not sure what date it is but like what's amazing is, despite having consistent access to it, for my entire life, I've never really done any illicit drugs or really drank much for that matter. And now I'm like so on board with that shit. Now I just want to like like can we get edibles for JP? Is that yeah, okay cool, Because I want that shit again. But I want to try and like no we cannot Liam.
Speaker 2:Don't know what you are talking about.
Speaker 3:I mean that would be illegal, Because I would not condone.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm sure they don't let you bring it outside fruit anyway. Yeah, that's why I don't butt chug them.
Speaker 1:Oh, shut up the bad boys.
Speaker 2:I want to have a couple this time, though, because last time I'm not sure how much it affected me because I'm heavy. So I guess, like maybe two would be like the sweet spot. I don't know, but the point is now I want to experiment with that kind of stuff Now I'm interested in it and I feel like this is a good time to do it, because if I was doing it when I was younger, I feel like I was less in touch with what felt right for my body. Yeah, your own limits.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I know where my limits are and I do want to keep my wits about me, so I don't want to fuck myself up, I just want to get toasted, and that's like where I want to be in life right now. I just want to be in a state of like you for a year Toasty, warm, yeah, because the weight of the world is fucking rough. Man, like, sometimes works hard, sometimes life's hard, and I just want to feel fucking toasted every now and then. And previously I haven't felt like that, but now, edging closer to my 40s, I'm like let's fucking get time to juggle, which is the other way around.
Speaker 2:I know from a lot of other people just kick up a midlife drug binge. Yeah, some people get motorbikes. I shelve edibles.
Speaker 4:Same.
Speaker 2:It's a lot cheaper. True, I do. That's not how I wanted to start this episode, but here we are. I need to address something I said and I articulated it really poorly last episode and I talked to my friend Kermit and I talked to our friend Pete and both very different ends of the spectrum in this subject but basically I said if you have a six pack, you're probably a piece of shit. I remember that.
Speaker 4:In no one's certain terms.
Speaker 2:Massive.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I feel the need to clarify that further. So if you are a laborer or perhaps someone who trains to fight like Boxer or MMA or some fucking Thai thing whatever you're a kickboxer, you're going to get a six pack as part of that journey.
Speaker 1:Yeah, byproduct, that's a byproduct.
Speaker 2:You haven't gone out seeking to get a six pack. That just happened because of the other thing you're doing. There's a vast difference between that person and the person who goes to the gym specifically to get a six pack.
Speaker 4:That's the difference.
Speaker 1:And you all know there's a difference between those two people.
Speaker 3:So did they both bring that up to you?
Speaker 2:Well, pete didn't bring it up to me in that sort of way, because Pete is in the spectrum of like insanely strong person, like Pete is huge strong guy and he will never have a six pack because he has to eat so much to retain his muscle mass.
Speaker 2:So that's the complete other end of the spectrum and like I mean sure, like strip away the strip away the fucking you know overlay, that's there and he would definitely have like a monstrous fucking six pack in there somewhere, but it's just covered by what needs to be there. He has excess weight because he needs to be heavy and he turns that into muscle constantly. So he wouldn't have a six pack. He may be have a line down the middle, that kind of thing, but probably not a six pack, and that's not his aim at this stage. I think it is eventually because I think he's like skewing towards that. Like you know, paint yourself orange, get in front of a crowd of people, get an award, kind of situation. He brought it up as well and he was like you know, obviously you'd have a lot of friends that are six pack dudes, but yeah, yeah shout out to.
Speaker 2:Pete, and you know what, actually, now that I think about it, there are dudes that are into fitness in that way and it's like for show, in terms of like to compete with other people. That's also different, now that I'm thinking about it, because if you're, if you're like fine tuning your muscles to compete against other people in like a show, that's also different because it's not a vanity thing, it's a competitive thing. So you are really into the body and how it can be shaped and you want to finite tune each little piece, bit in piece, so that you can then show that and compete with other people for that reason. So that also is different actually, now that I think about it. Maybe I'm just jealous of people with.
Speaker 4:It was like two weeks before you were thinking about going back to start trading. You know what fuck fit people.
Speaker 1:If you take pride in your body.
Speaker 3:I hate you. You're probably a piece of shit.
Speaker 2:And I have started training again, but I'll never have a six pack man Like I know. That's the case because your boy can fucking eat.
Speaker 3:I love food too much to train that hard for a six pack and I don't have the time for it.
Speaker 2:To be honest, I can tell you how to get a six pack and it's not eat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and train every single fucking day.
Speaker 2:Well, the thing is the six packs there. It's probably there already, but not for me.
Speaker 2:The muscles there, but like you need to clear out everything in the way and that's like the last place it goes away from. So for you to, if you do, even like show the beginnings of a six pack, you have to eat a calorie deficit nonstop for fucking years. If you're my size anyway, like, yeah, and even then, like, even when I was at my lightest, I was sort of like the 82 kilo range, which for someone who's six foot high is, like, I think, pretty light. Then, you know, that's when I was like still no six pack and I was like I can't get much light on this, you know, because I still have like one cheat meal a week and that cheat meal stops me from getting that.
Speaker 3:It's hard work. It's a lot of hard work and dedication for it.
Speaker 2:But there's a reason. It costs a lot of money to get people to organize that shit for you as well, like meal plans and stuff like that. Yeah, dude, that shit's expensive.
Speaker 3:It really is. Yeah, I'd rather just eat whatever the fuck I want.
Speaker 2:I don't need a six pack, no, and I was saying to Jamie, I'd be less self conscious about being fat if I was strong, so that's why I started training. Yeah, yeah, it's less. It's less the way the body looks and more what the function is like. If I know that I'm physically strong, less self conscious about being fat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm the same.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was thinking of wearing no top to JPEG. I was just going to wear a fucking overalls.
Speaker 1:Just embrace it Just wear the overalls, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I've reached that point where I'm like you know what I'm about to be a dad yeah, the only the. My only goal at the moment is to be healthy enough to play sports with my kid when he's old enough.
Speaker 2:Yes, see, that's why I started training to begin with. Yeah, and it's really beneficial for keeping up with them in general, even if it's like not a sport based thing, because first they'll be like toddlers and then that like sort of five to six age group and they're not really into sport yet maybe, but they're still like running and they want to do shit all the time. Yeah, you have to take them places and you have to be there and you have to be present. They want you to go here, they want you to go there. Yeah, and if you're like physically fit in some sort of shape or capacity, that's good. It's good, that's a good thing. Whether that be stamina or muscle, it doesn't matter, it's all good.
Speaker 4:I catch up with my nephews for like two hours in a park and I'm fucking cool.
Speaker 2:I'm just like yeah, no, straight cardio. Yeah, yeah, how old are?
Speaker 4:they Like three and five.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it was just like all energy yeah, 100%.
Speaker 4:It was like tag and it was group tag. Then it was just like you guys play tag once yourself for a bit. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:You die here on the ground. It's going to take it. Don't go into the area, uncle Andrew just needs to find the nearest D-Pip.
Speaker 1:I'll be back in a minute. Are you guys got any water? Mad fun though, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:I had the great idea to pick one up and be like we're on a team, and then I was like, grab him, grab him.
Speaker 1:And I was running like carrying a child, and then I stopped.
Speaker 4:He's like let's do it again. I'm like no, no, no One and done.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I'll do this. I'll do the pick up and throw the girls in the air, and they'll keep asking over and over again.
Speaker 3:Daddy, Great workout and I'm like yeah. No, no I throw a squat in there, I'm done.
Speaker 2:My nine year old nephew. He like does that thing where you, when you're in the pool and they put what you put your hands down, they put one foot in and you make him like you throw them in the air. Oh yeah, Flip or whatever. Yeah, and I'm like I'm down three and I'm like I'm done.
Speaker 4:Like you're heavy.
Speaker 2:And he's skinny but like heavy. You know that weight like it really makes a difference. Human weight is so different. To like regular weight as well, like picking up picking up like 80 kilos off the ground and picking up someone off the ground who is 80 kilos off the ground is so different.
Speaker 4:You can like grab each other from standing and like flip each other around or some shit. But like, if it like dead weight on the ground now yeah, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:it's distributed across the body. It's just like. It's like double what it actually is in real life.
Speaker 2:Did you guys ever do your bronze medallion? What In high school? Yeah, you did it, yeah.
Speaker 4:Like I did it as part of a TAFE course.
Speaker 2:I think yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4:What is that? It's a life saving course, oh no.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so like you do, like a bunch of tests to be like an efficient swimmer, I guess.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, and one of the news you have to like one of the news you have to like swim with all your clothes on, like shoes.
Speaker 2:Oh, it weighs, you down somewhat Jumper, yeah, and it's like that's pretty rough. But like some of that course is to like grab people and like take them with you while you're swimming, so sort of like one arm swimming with another body.
Speaker 4:It's pretty cool. It's like sort of like yeah, you come up underneath them and like put one arm around and then like one arm spears out and you sort of kick sideways Like yeah, it's pretty cool, it's pretty fun.
Speaker 3:I always became very ill before swimming sports at school?
Speaker 4:Oh, no, cause I fucking hated it. Yeah, I was the same.
Speaker 2:Dude here comes another good old fashioned Liam story.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, all right, sorry, gather round kids.
Speaker 1:I got one off the back of this.
Speaker 2:So I, um, growing up in a low socioeconomic, probably went to the beach maybe three times in my life before I got to high school. So this might attribute to the fact or the reason why I hate the beach so much, because I never went there when I was a kid. But I got to high school and then swimming sports happened and I've never.
Speaker 4:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:I've never learned how to swim and I just fucking went for it and I came first in backstroke. Are you serious? I learned to swim as I was doing it.
Speaker 4:That's pretty fucking funny.
Speaker 3:It's like a fucking secret talent that you got.
Speaker 2:I was like hitting the ropes because I couldn't stay straight. I was like I'd feel like my arm hit the rope and I'd correct. And then I feel my arm hit the other rope and I'd correct, but I was going fast and then, um so backstroke. Good, however, every other stroke decimal?
Speaker 4:I don't know what it is the backstroke.
Speaker 2:I was like totally fine.
Speaker 1:The backstroke was easy. Yeah, even when they teach you to swim. They get you on your back. You don't have to worry about breathing, because you're always breathing.
Speaker 4:Then the other ones, like when you're swimming. I don't know, freestyle the normal face down yeah. After time I was like when do I breathe? Oh my God, how do I breathe? I'm underwater.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the backstroke, you're just chilling. Yeah, you're just vibing yeah.
Speaker 4:I think because my head was out of the water or like my mouth was out of the water the whole time, you wouldn't have been stressed about it. Yeah, it was easier.
Speaker 2:The other strokes. I was like dude, I was fucking dog. Shit Straight in won a race. Everyone's like, oh yeah, they're like, oh, they are. And then I just like so bad for the rest of the day. And it was a complete fluke as well because, like when you go from that to into school sports, I came last. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 4:Just with this guy on the team.
Speaker 2:Never swam before high school.
Speaker 3:Well, done, Well done. What was your story, Jamie oh?
Speaker 1:yes, so when I was in primary school oh yeah thank you, cue the flashback. When I was in primary school I was at a mate's house and we were playing some basketball and he's like had his basketball ring was next next to the pool and it was like one of those ads that used to run back in the day where the ball's gone into the pool, yeah, he's gone to duck inside, maybe in a moron, has gone to reach for the ball and literally slipped in fully clothed, like my entire school uniform.
Speaker 2:This is a Jamie story.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 4:I don't think I've ever fallen into a water Like any kind of water. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Fortune would be on my side. He was like. He was the reigning like Australian swimming champion at the time.
Speaker 2:Oh right, so like great five. So he coasted you out of it.
Speaker 1:No, no, he coasted me out of it. Yes, you should have seen me. I then entered.
Speaker 4:Australian championships the next week.
Speaker 1:You actually slipped out of the water like a dolphin, no, but he did what you guys were saying he did the whole, he fucking, he essentially dragged me out, yep, and like I, just for clarity, was about this size in grade five and six.
Speaker 2:And he was not.
Speaker 3:So not to be so even more impressive, literally saved your life.
Speaker 4:Yeah. So when, oh shit, when you like, when you say you fell in what you couldn't, just I have no idea.
Speaker 1:I could honestly tell you I don't know. No, because I do. I was literally in, I was. I'm going to say at that time it was winter.
Speaker 4:Walk along the, if you like this, like it was floating somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 1:This is like a prop, like this was a deep like a lot of things like cause. His family was of that sporting ilk. So I fell into the deep end and literally I, yes, and I would have had, like we're talking, school hoodie on.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like you know, polo the whole lot.
Speaker 2:Choosing, everything, oh my God.
Speaker 1:So I just couldn't. And then it the hilarity, or hilarious now in retrospect.
Speaker 2:But he threw a life ring at me and it started suffocating me further, like it started.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's like well, if we can't save him, going to make it look like we tried. But yeah, it started like suffocating me more, and then that's when he's like oh fuck, I better jump. So you were kind of you were on the top.
Speaker 4:Then you were almost successfully trading water for a bit or not.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not like a drug.
Speaker 3:You were hard core struggling.
Speaker 2:I got that part.
Speaker 4:I was just like either you sank to the bottom and you walked out, or you could maybe swim. No, no, no, no. So, like I was, on your mind state of sheer panic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I know regardless of how good or bad or I was bad swimmer like bad because kind of like GI was conveniently sick at a lot of swimming.
Speaker 4:But yeah.
Speaker 1:But yeah, so, anyway, so that's my story.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cool, I had shit, dude. You look, some kid literally saved your life, yeah.
Speaker 4:I kind of had the reverse of that. I was in the pool over the back fence with like some of the neighbor kids kind of thing and my mates little brother was like I can't remember what kind of like. He just had this thing where like didn't matter what diet he had, he was always really big.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so he's like big boy?
Speaker 1:Yeah, probably. Yeah, I can't remember exactly what it was.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but um, yeah, like no six pack.
Speaker 2:No six pack on function. Me Shrotted at the time, not a piece of shit.
Speaker 1:As a young gymnast. Yeah, once upon a time.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but no, no, I had the reverse. You know, when you're all just like digging around in the water, like I think everyone thought he was pretending to drown, but he was definitely drowning and he was like sort of in that midway mid to the deep end and I just jumped in and went and got him which was cool and I'm not a very strong swimmer, but I was alright. I was strong and it's that whole thing where you grab someone and if they're panicking they drag you down kind of thing and I was just like I just fucking throw him towards the shallow end, bit by bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah the reverse of that.
Speaker 4:So yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, yeah, not letting people drown, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, but yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was on my after you guys, like last session, after last recording, I get more AI music. I want to play some more for you, but. I've got, like I've found the ones that are the like most premium ones.
Speaker 2:And for some reason, Plankton from SpongeBob and Cartman from South Park. For some reason, their AI voices really elicit emotion quite well. So when you like, make them or when you get like that voice, fire. Whatever the fucking app is that people are using to like sing the songs. It's wild how good it sounds.
Speaker 4:And we turned up. Are we talking like Cartman Ebonessence or something like that I got?
Speaker 2:Plankton singing Hello.
Speaker 4:He's fucking belting it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, is that Jimmy Banz? Yeah, oh shit, that's that. He's actually Jimmy Banz. He just, he doesn't have any other volume.
Speaker 2:It's just soft song, fucking belt doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, same volume Wow.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I see what you mean. Yeah, like bang up it really.
Speaker 2:it really like, for some reason, these like it's it's Plankton and Cartman, they really get those like emotional, like twists in it because it's the raspiness in the voices or something I don't know if I've got a couple of one prepped. Oh, dude, I do have something I want to play for you guys, though. All right, I'm going to play something and I want you guys to guess what the sound is.
Speaker 4:OK you know, the games of the radio.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 4:I'm down. What's this sound?
Speaker 2:It's going to turn it up, it should consistently play. God damn it.
Speaker 4:Any guess? Just throw something out. It's on TikTok, so it's not OK.
Speaker 2:That was definitely where I would yeah, yeah, it's not explicit. What the fuck.
Speaker 4:You guys, what's going on? I'm going to play something.
Speaker 3:OK, I'm going to play something.
Speaker 2:OK, I'm going to play something. Ok, I'm going to play something. What the fuck? Never in a million years will you guess what this is. I promise.
Speaker 4:Walking along a tall floor, that's a decent guess.
Speaker 2:It's not that, but it's decent.
Speaker 3:There's a sigh in there.
Speaker 2:So that's the person recording. Ok, that's them sighing. They're kind of laughing a little bit. One of those nose laughs, you know, when you blow the.
Speaker 4:Yeah right, that's really. Is someone making sound effects with their hands like half-clapping or like flicking their fingers in a weird way?
Speaker 2:You are like, you're very good at this. It's not that, but it does have.
Speaker 4:It has like light, soft impact, fleshy tones yeah, is someone slapping the steak or something. No, also a meat, also a good, which is where.
Speaker 3:I was first A child slapping their parents' face or something like that or like it.
Speaker 2:Also a good guess. Not that, though, play it honest Come on. So you know those bald cats. It's two of them fighting each other. What, no? So they're like full slapping each other. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:It's like slapping each other on the stomach.
Speaker 4:It's like a cat giving another one a pink belly, like yeah, it's just like Light slaps.
Speaker 2:Two of those fun hilarious cats just having a bash on.
Speaker 4:Never, in a million years, would we have fucking guessed that? Yeah, originally I'm like no chance, slapping cheeks Like what is this?
Speaker 3:I've got turkey slapping someone on.
Speaker 4:Yeah, cool, that was fun. I enjoyed that, I mean.
Speaker 1:It was slapping meat under tentacled.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna go home and tell Jay hey, I want to game tonight. I did it, all the boys did it, yeah, but I was the other one who got it closest he counts that as closest, without going over.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh shit, that's good. I like that game, though.
Speaker 2:We should do that as a regular thing yeah, yeah, yeah, you want more. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I was like I want to play a whole couple of rounds so I can get ahead of Jay.
Speaker 1:I'm like I'm gonna go home and tell Jay hey.
Speaker 4:I want to play a game tonight. I did it. Yeah, I can get ahead of Jay. I can get ahead of Jay.
Speaker 2:I keep saving things of my favorites to like talk to you guys or show you guys and stuff like that. But yeah, I thought of that when I found this one and then I just forgot about it completely.
Speaker 3:Yeah, did you like the one that I sent you, the Turret Girl I?
Speaker 1:did Very good, I actually have seen a lot of her videos, dude, she's so fucking funny she's so good, man Pumpkin, head ass pumpkin ass.
Speaker 3:Pumpkin head ass Bitch.
Speaker 4:Is she the one that plays video games?
Speaker 2:No no no, no, that's Sweet.
Speaker 4:Anita, okay, cause I like that chick. She's funny yeah.
Speaker 2:This one. She's just TikTok user but like her tics are like so funny man Like and obviously like it feels bad to laugh at them. But I want to be straight up with you, man People with turrets are funny as shit.
Speaker 4:Like that shit is funny, man Making content they're also making content as well. It's fun as well. I feel like you're laughing with them at that point. Yeah, that's different, that's mean.
Speaker 2:Because if I saw someone out in public and they had turrets and they were like going through, like you know, one of their tics and they couldn't stop it and they clearly looked frustrated, I wouldn't be like yeah, you'd be looking to get slapped. I'd be like Rightfully so. I'd be like okay, that person's going through some shit, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh dude.
Speaker 2:I went to. I went to Hot Springs recently and they were really nice.
Speaker 3:That's where you were. Yeah, yeah, right, oh you mess it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I didn't message back.
Speaker 2:I was like in a state of full relaxation and I fell asleep when I got home Nice and it was really good. I was like man, we should go, like it would be really good, I'm all in.
Speaker 3:It was so cultish Like yeah, like when you drive into this place, the peninsula one.
Speaker 2:It's not peninsula, it was another one. Oh, there's a new one. That just opened up. Elba Hot Springs. Okay, where is it? It is in the Elba Hot Springs, alba, fingle Browns Road. Fingle what you call it, it's a pretty big drive. It's like an hour drive away for us Fingle If.
Speaker 4:I find, isn't that that's right, so it's in the same area. Oh yeah, got you.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:That kind of region.
Speaker 2:So they've clearly bought like a lot of land and you drive over this like hump and when you drive over the hump into their venue area, there's a huge fucking parking lot like way bigger than they could possibly need. Yeah, and the building looks like what a bad guy would have in a James Bond. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Right it looks like a lair yeah.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 2:And then you go in there and everyone's so like proper and, like you know, no one's chilled. They're like full, relaxed, full proper, like straight backs, like you know really that type of crowd. They give you. They give you a towel, they give you a robe, and then when you go out into the hot springs it's all like really newly renovated and done and there's all these different shaped ones in different areas you can go to, but because everyone is wearing the same white robes, it just looks like a fucking cold.
Speaker 2:It's so cold. It's like not a bad way, but like I'll take you guys there and you'll just be like a hundred percent it feels like a cult.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think Jay went to that one about a month ago with some girl mates of hers and she was saying that Made him fight.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, I was at home looking after kids as well as doing yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Anyway, there's a guy in Speedos and he just kept like appearing at the pool.
Speaker 3:That they were in oh and I was like this guy again. Yeah, he was the cult leader he wasn't actually creepy, Like Jay said just to be clear, it wasn't creepy but it was just like this guy, the Speedos guy.
Speaker 1:You're in Speedos, this is the guy doing the same round as we are Awesome.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say a broad statement again.
Speaker 1:Don't wear Speedos. You're cruising around in.
Speaker 2:Speedos.
Speaker 3:Fuck you. You can't help it.
Speaker 2:You can't help but think that's creepy right, that's fucking. Unless you're doing laps, put some fucking shorts on there Exactly.
Speaker 4:You don't need to see it, you know who has Speedos Fucking people doing laps man.
Speaker 2:If you're competing in the Olympics, I'll give you a passing grade. You know what Speedo sell Shorts. You can just buy shorts at the same location.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can, yeah you know what. While we're going in on that kind of thing, you know we used to always grab my gears at football. Guys that would wear the like sports leggings with no footy shorts over the top.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you put yourself together, put your footy shorts.
Speaker 1:We're at a football club.
Speaker 4:I know you're wearing straight skins. Yeah, you can do that shit at the gym. What are you doing? What are you trying to do? Showing off in some way, I guess? You're like cool, that's nice, put some clothes on Great.
Speaker 3:I didn't want to say.
Speaker 2:I don't want to see your fucking slightly sideways like fucking three inch lump.
Speaker 1:And your little girl butt.
Speaker 2:Yeah, your little fucking. You know booty ass like. Come on man. No footballer has that fucking fatty.
Speaker 3:Surely that's a girl, right, do you?
Speaker 1:two Surely. I reckon that'll be a girl we could call someone find out.
Speaker 3:Who's it? A girl who can we call.
Speaker 2:I've got a girls group on my Facebook, yeah.
Speaker 3:I can call.
Speaker 2:I try to call girls. Try to call them yeah.
Speaker 3:Actually, that will come through. This. It'll come through, yeah.
Speaker 2:Where's my girls group? There it is.
Speaker 1:Oh, look at us. It should be fun, it should be great. Hold tight everyone.
Speaker 2:Buckle up. I'm calling. I'm calling a few people, so if any one of them pick up, I'll be happy. It's called the lemon hoe squad Lemon hoe. Yeah, heidi, is that you? Yeah, yo, can you hear me? Hello, yeah, can you hear me? Hello, hello, hello, can you hear me? Yeah, I want to know if this is an ick. All right, I have limited time, so I need to know if this is an ick. Is it an ick if a guy wears skins with no shorts over the top?
Speaker 1:Ew, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's weird, that's weird, right yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, have you seen people do that at the gym? Yeah, I will see how she goes.
Speaker 2:No, no, that's all the context you needed. I love you guys. Bye.
Speaker 3:Love you too, bye.
Speaker 1:Fucking legends Shout out to the girl group.
Speaker 2:That's lemon hose. They're the best, our first call is.
Speaker 1:Well, we'll send them those disclosure agreements.
Speaker 3:I love how you didn't tell them that we're going to be on it too, because it's perfect.
Speaker 2:They would have acted differently. Well, that's what I need an honest answer In a month's time.
Speaker 1:If they haven't mentioned it, it'd be like oh, good to know you fucking listened yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:These girls are very honest with me. They have told me they don't listen to a single thing I produce.
Speaker 3:Oh good, I appreciate the honesty.
Speaker 2:What they do is they're like I'll sub to your YouTube, I'll follow you on Twitch, but I'm not going to watch it.
Speaker 1:So they'll go to follow us. That's fine, I'll take it.
Speaker 2:I'll take a digit.
Speaker 3:That's right. During COVID, they didn't know what the fuck Twitch was.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3:They downloaded Twitch, made an account and then followed. Yeah which was great.
Speaker 4:It was really good and Heidi, even for a couple of weeks. Yeah, I was going to say one of them was definitely in the chat for a bit.
Speaker 1:She came and said something but she also used her Amazon Prime to sub to us.
Speaker 4:What is that?
Speaker 3:Dude that takes effort.
Speaker 2:You fucking. Amazon Prime is a pain in the ass. The first time anyway. After that it's all right.
Speaker 1:We're not active on Twitch, but if you have an Amazon Prime and you feel like subscribing to your Twitch channel, just go do that If you don't actually watch anyone on.
Speaker 2:Twitch if you sub to us. That benefits us greatly, because the more money we get through that and it's free money If you've got Amazon Prime, it doesn't cost you anything. Just sub to us, we'll get it and then we'll use it to do dumb shit. I want to go to Queensland, jamie, and I want to do a couple of interviews with people. They'll be good interviews, pay us.
Speaker 2:We're talking like a dude who became a millionaire who would be more than willing to be on our show. We want to interview him, but we're not going to expect him to come to us. We have to go to him. We'll get another people as well.
Speaker 1:He's like strapped.
Speaker 2:And also Sean, that motherfucker who went on tour with Polaris and August Burns Red, who I really like and he's a great guy, and August Burns Red, who I really like he went on a full tour with them.
Speaker 1:What a mad dog. He was looking for someone to crowd-serve that show. You should have put your hand up.
Speaker 2:All you would need to do is mount the GoPro to you. I was only one of them. You know what? I should have done is learn to fucking take photos and I could have got his table scraps If I could free entry into shows True Dude. So there is no brought up hot springs, but it's going to be a great night. They've got a restaurant there, a plus Good options for you as well, At least a couple.
Speaker 2:But I was asking Christy these questions that I've seen on TikTok that really put me through a bit of an existential crisis, because I was thinking about them honestly and I was like, oh jeez, that's actually deeper than I thought. Maybe she talked to my therapist about that. What?
Speaker 3:was one of those about how often you think about the Roman Empire. Dude that was fucking. That's hilarious. I didn't realize that was a thing, it's a thing, but it is.
Speaker 2:Interestingly, I think a little bit less about the Roman Empire and more about the Spartan Empire, which is closely linked to that. Anyway, but, I think about Spartans a lot.
Speaker 3:For me it's. Genghis Khan. We're all related to him. It's like six degrees of separation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:He was out there pillaging and just slaying.
Speaker 3:In every sense of the word.
Speaker 2:He was original slayer Jesus, you'd have to think some of them gave it up willingly. So this is the question. So if someone gave you a box of everything you've ever lost, so let's say you enter an extra-dimensional space, I like this is where this is.
Speaker 3:You're met with a supreme being, and that supreme being gives you a box, and that box is extra planar.
Speaker 2:You can reach into it as far as you need to. It can be as big as you want it to be. Everything you've ever lost is in that box. What do you look for?
Speaker 3:My mind. I remember my virginity, I remember my virginity what?
Speaker 4:Extra-stabulous type of virginity I want a bag.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't know, Can we extend it to people that we know without their flight?
Speaker 2:No, because that's the next question. So the first thing I thought of was my Razor Scooter. My initial first thought was my Razor Scooter. It was the first one I ever got and it had the little suspension things on the front which were completely useless, by the way.
Speaker 4:They didn't actually give you a suspension.
Speaker 2:So us working at Toys R Us, we know that that was an A2, but at the time it was called like a Razor suspension because they didn't have model R's. Yeah, I wrote that thing into the ground man, I wrote that thing into the nubs. I took it out of my bag at the skate park whenever all the skaters left, because I would skate and then after they left. I would like scoot.
Speaker 3:Because you can do it in front of them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you get bashed.
Speaker 2:They belt up your fucking scooters. They're only made of aluminium, so they just like break it. And yeah, I thought of that first. That was one of the first things I thought of. Then I thought of a soft toy. I had a plushie. It was a tiger and the stitching on the nose had completely gone. It was like the plastic material. I had that for many, many, many, many years.
Speaker 4:You're talking more about things you once possessed that wore out that you could have back. What did you actually lose? This scooter.
Speaker 2:Well, I lost that in a fire.
Speaker 4:Technically, you lost your stuff but what about the? Scooter. Did someone steal it? Was it something you wish was back to its original functionality? Well, I don't have it anymore, so it's not a thing I have. You got a lot more stuff on the list then, man, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:And then the other thing I thought of was my Game Boy colour, which I put many, many, many hours into. It was the clear one. I played like tons of Zelda seasons and ages and I remember thinking back on those times like really, really fondly, like listening to like fucking Green Day in my room or like Nirvana and then like playing fucking Game Boy. And I think about that time a lot. Those were the things that I thought of. I guess it extends out in that sort of realm.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a great question. I'm stumped because I can't really think of anything that I've lost, so to speak. But when you mention things of your childhood, there are definitely things that are like you know, because these are things you would want to see. Sentimental value.
Speaker 2:Like something that you had in your life at one point and now you want to see it again. Because if it was all presented in one room and it was all just lined up on racks, like where we're sitting now In the middle of Versus Merchant, versus the like, what would you, what would you scour those racks to find? Like, what would you look for? Yeah, that's the question.
Speaker 3:I got one. Yeah, my talk boy, ooh, do you remember that?
Speaker 2:From Home Alone.
Speaker 3:You know the little talk back thing that he had, the little voice recorder.
Speaker 2:Did you have that or did?
Speaker 3:you have a yak back. No, I had a talk boy, okay.
Speaker 2:No one had a talk boy. Cause I know a couple of people had yak backs and I really wanted one of those in retrospect that got destroyed, that got destroyed.
Speaker 3:My talk boy got destroyed, unfortunately. My friend had it in his backpack and it was skating and he stacked and fell on his back and absolutely fucking crushed it and I was shattered because that thing was the best. I recorded so much of my own shit on there, yeah, that I would love to have back and listen to yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's cool. I had so much fucking shit of Finn man.
Speaker 3:Oh really, yeah, this is the beauty of raising a kid in this age is that you've got so much footage.
Speaker 2:There's so much shit and you just say he's going to like I imagine one day he's just going to find this shit.
Speaker 1:Dude, I've been editing videos for him oh really, I've got shit to give him when he gets like Ah, that's awesome, that's really cool, that's really cool.
Speaker 2:I think I would like my game gear Ooh.
Speaker 1:Where'd it go, yep.
Speaker 2:I lost my scooter, but I don't know how. I can't remember, I can't remember either.
Speaker 1:but yes, I had the Game Gear Love that fucking thing. That was amazing. And then I reckon my fucking like trading cards. I had shitloads.
Speaker 2:Oh, you mean like, like trading cards, trading cards Like all different types of ones. I had you fucking name it.
Speaker 1:I had it Like. I had boxes on boxes, like basketball, soccer, football. I had a fucking box of trading cards. Why?
Speaker 2:did.
Speaker 4:I have those.
Speaker 1:You lived near me.
Speaker 4:Did you? Yeah, you're lower social economic. I sound like you're spores me.
Speaker 3:Oh man, I'm someone's house.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my boxes are fucking trading cards. I'd love to have them back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's valid Cause. Like you, would just go through each one you know you would look at each one and like yeah 100%.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, those would be two big things for me. I'm trying to think.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know, like I have like this I don't really lose much stuff, like I'm kind of annoyingly good at backtracking and finding something that I lost. Like I'm like, where was that I call?
Speaker 2:that the underside of your pool table.
Speaker 3:I still have everything in box.
Speaker 2:That's what I mean. Yeah you've got it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like my shed has the rest of the stuff, like I have like those toy story, like popcorn tins and it has like pogs and shit in it.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I still have everything just like boxed up Dude. I found a Tupperware tub full of Yowies series one. Oh, shit, I actually think they're worth something they probably would be.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I just have random trash. None of it's in a packaging, none of it's probably worth anything. But it's like I don't know cool stuff that I collected. I'm like I should go through it and get rid of it, but I haven't, so it's still there, yeah, but I guess if I had to have something, I miss my first car. Yeah, I didn't so much lose it as it broke down and I couldn't ever fix it and it got cubed. But if I had it back, same thing. But I love it. Yeah, I don't know?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I cried when my Jeep got towed away. Yeah, I like it like a literal single tier, like it was one of those moments.
Speaker 4:I just watched it, fucking emotional and I watched it drive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:As it drives down on the back of the tow truck and I'm just like the guy haggled me down and I was like so emotionally distraught that I basically accepted $300 from my car and I was just like I didn't even care because like I couldn't fix it and he just drove away with it on the back of his truck and I just watched it literally drive off into the sunset and a single tier went down my cheek.
Speaker 4:Yeah, same kind of thing, saluting it yeah.
Speaker 2:And then I fucking locked that away in the vault, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's enough of that. You're a mess.
Speaker 4:How dare you show real feelings?
Speaker 3:on the outside and I suppressed that deep inside.
Speaker 1:Way, way down.
Speaker 2:I wanted everyone to have their turn, but I have a skateboarding story Nice, nice.
Speaker 4:So yeah, I didn't have anything.
Speaker 2:Go on. Another patented Liam's skateboarding story. So when I was learning to skate, it took me a long time. Skating is really hard for anyone who hasn't tried it, but it's very, very rewarding. It's really hard to get good at and I used to skate at Noxity. There's two bowls next to one another and they are concrete bowls, so the one side's quite easy to drop into.
Speaker 2:Like it's not one of those sharp turns, you can just roll into it, and what people would do is they would come from, and even the BMX guys as well. We'd basically get in a line and everyone would take their turn and we would get a big run up, drop in, push as hard as you could, get as much speed as possible, and you get a lot of air out the other side and I kind of accidentally discovered that if I leave the board behind I just could like fucking launch into the air, like easily two and a half times my height sink into the air and I was like, okay, well, I can do that without a skateboard, so I'll try to do it with a skateboard. Could never achieve it. I could only ever get like about half my body height up air out and I'd have to like grab the board and then I come back down and I was like, well, what if now stay with me here? You hold another skateboard, you hold another skateboard.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was going to say yeah.
Speaker 2:And I just go up and then you pop the skateboard under my feet. So my friend was there, jackson, and I was like we're like, okay, sweet, let's do it. So we not much more thought than that went into it.
Speaker 4:That was about how long it took to deliberate. I know how this was.
Speaker 2:He was like I know where you're going, so I come, I come like fucking belting down, because I was like this is the one we're going to. Like, you know, get the thing, do it, come out. And as I'm coming out, I've like focused too much on the landing and not enough on the taking off and I came out basically horizontal.
Speaker 2:So I'm like flying through the air horizontal and as I'm like like my arms are flailing, wind milling, I see him holding the board and he just pops it out into the midair underneath me and I land on the board where the kicker is it flicks up, smacks me in the face. So hard that it basically stripped a quarter of the skin off my face. Oh my God, I just like hit the fucking kicker with my elbow, basically, and then it just went whacks and flicked straight past my face and took the skin with it.
Speaker 2:And I was like what possessed you to throw the board underneath. I thought, maybe you would have it, and I was like how, oh my God.
Speaker 4:Oh man, I thought this was the lost story and you were just going to land in the middle of it and snap the shit out of your favorite skate.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God but that was way funnier.
Speaker 4:It was great.
Speaker 2:Dude fucking. I'll never forget his face. He was so like locked in Like in his head nothing but what we said was going to happen, and he just threw the board out.
Speaker 3:I mean you've got to respect his confidence.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he did his part.
Speaker 4:He really did.
Speaker 2:He definitely achieved his portion of the deal.
Speaker 4:I love that. He threw it midair, though, rather than like putting it on the ground where he thought you were going to land. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:Like if I landed on it it would have broke, it would snap, yeah. So you have to like catch it, midair, yeah.
Speaker 4:And you just happened to be super man diving at the time. Dude, fuck me man, oh shit. Never forget that, fucking shit though.
Speaker 3:Dude.
Speaker 2:On your face, dude Hands down. Fuck man, that was definitely very painful.
Speaker 3:Fuck man, that was sandblasted your face.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you really bounced back from that shit when you were young.
Speaker 1:I think we kept going.
Speaker 2:I was like well, it's not dark yet.
Speaker 4:So you're only going to yell that when you get home anyway, exactly.
Speaker 2:Dude, if I get on a skateboard now and I come off one time, I'm like that's enough yeah.
Speaker 4:That's my quota. Oh, really going to feel that to him. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3:Even when I was young I came off a skateboard hard and like that's enough for me Just deterred me for the rest of the fucking time.
Speaker 2:Dude, first time I tried to do that shit on a modern like a MX style scooter, I was at the bunker. Where was the bunker? It was like fucking Brayside.
Speaker 4:Brayside yeah.
Speaker 2:So in Brayside and there was like a half pipe and I was like I skate and I've scooted before in my past, like I'm fine to do this. So the guys are like I remember this all the time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the guys are like.
Speaker 2:Hey man, yeah you just, they're just like you. Just push real hard on the front wheel so that the back wheel pops over the coping and you'll be fine, like you like they're like we've seen you on a scooter man. You can like, you can do shit, like you fucking 360. And I'm like yeah, absolutely so, of course I've got this and I just fucking like pumped it straight in and then, when the back wheel hit, I like shifted my body weight backwards and it just flung me off the back and I went like cartoon style, like on a banana peel and just went bang straight on my back.
Speaker 3:And I was like oh man, that fucking makes me so hard, knock the wind out of me a solid minute. Yeah, yeah, landing on your back. Yeah, fuck you like completely doing that shit in primary school in the flying fox Yep, yep. Someone like I didn't have a proper hold on it and we used to like yeah, yeah. No one used to like push someone across the flying fox.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So I didn't have a proper like grasp on it and some kids just come up and you're just like I'm sleeping and he just just fucking shoved and just kept going and I've let go and my leg just come from under and I'm just landed straight on my back and I just remember not being able to breathe. Yeah, at all Like wheezing for a bit. Yeah, dude, it completely just K, I've got further.
Speaker 2:I've got further follow up on the on the skins.
Speaker 4:Glorious oh, ladies.
Speaker 2:One of the girls remembered that she's attracted to her husband, so her answer was her answer is now I've had some time to reflect if someone had a big fat ass and thighs like drew, does her husband, I might like to see them in their skins. Yeah, but. But I think she's avoided the penile area in that statement. Yeah, so I think that's the issue. Like if someone's got a fatty, everyone can enjoy a fatty. But like when someone's like walking around with, like like, a visible outline of their dick, that's a little bit weird, yeah, very confronting.
Speaker 3:Yeah, true, that Very in your face.
Speaker 2:So I thought they followed up on that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm glad to, that's right.
Speaker 3:Can we circle back on the the? You had a. There's a second part to this, this secret bag of holding. Yes, yeah, what was the second part to it?
Speaker 2:Oh, the second part is this If you again imagine you've walked into an extra plan of space, yeah, and you have walked into a room of everybody you've ever met in your life, oh, who do you look for?
Speaker 3:Oh God damn, that's a great question, sweet Jesus.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I love it.
Speaker 2:Actually, I'll add another one to this. You've died, so you're dead. Yeah, all right. So you're walking through an extra plan of space after death. You're on that fucking train station Harry Potter, right Like you're there. So who do you look for on your way through? You're?
Speaker 3:right, and you're also dead.
Speaker 2:No, okay, it's just everyone, everyone, everyone you've ever met.
Speaker 3:They can be alive or dead. Yeah right, god damn, that's a really good question.
Speaker 2:Don't have to be one person either. Like you want to look for a few people, like that's valid, yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3:My first thought is like family members that are passed away. Yeah, that's the first thing that comes to my mind.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3:Like my grandparents, my dad, just you know that kind of thing. But like in regards to people that I've met, that I haven't seen in a lot, like I don't know, there's like kids from primary school that I was friends with, that I was really fucking close with, and then when we left primary school, obviously you know, go to different high schools.
Speaker 4:And you just completely not talk to that person every day. Friends from yes to you, yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'd do that, for sure.
Speaker 4:Yep, I mean I probably just find the people I like hanging out with now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not even right.
Speaker 3:We can just play games now, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'd almost be doing the first part of Jesus and then exactly the second part of yours.
Speaker 4:to be honest with you, I just run around seeing people I hadn't seen in a while.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Like, but then you know I'd be like. It's a lot of work.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's all gonna be well. What do you mean? Up to you Nothing.
Speaker 4:I'm dead.
Speaker 2:No, let's make it less like you. It's less like you have to catch up with them and more like just who would you look for?
Speaker 1:Like who are the?
Speaker 2:people that you'd look for. You know who are the people that you want to see and it's like imagine you've just like try to really envision that you've walked into this room and you know what's going to be in that room, but when the door opens, like who is it that you look for? Like you scan the room, you see everyone there. Who are you actually looking for?
Speaker 3:Who would you look for?
Speaker 2:Um, I thought about this and the immediate person I thought of was my sister. Yeah, and I'm not particularly close with my sister, yeah, but she is the only person that understands my childhood trauma, because she went through it.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I don't know something in my head just went straight to her.
Speaker 3:Yeah right, yeah Interesting, yeah cool.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure if you're going to be able to answer that question right now?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but her and probably Shannon, my ex-girlfriend. I would want to apologize to her for how bad I was as a partner. Yeah, fucking dog shit partner to her. Took me a long time to grow up, which I think for guys is pretty common.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But in the time that I was with her I was just such a fucking terrible boyfriend Not the way that I mistreated her, just in the way that I wasn't a very considerate boyfriend, Like I didn't mistreat her.
Speaker 3:I didn't beat her For the record, Just to clarify yeah.
Speaker 2:It was more so that I would just like like I'd fucking go out to, like you know, the clubs and I just wouldn't contact her, I wouldn't tell her what I was doing, I would just like I would be late to things all the time. I you know she wanted to go overseas and I just like didn't go with her. You know shit like that. And I'm just and I think back on it, I'm just like, wow, I was such a piece of shit and I think I needed to be that bad for her so that I could be better for Christie.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I think, I I think I would like to apologize to her.
Speaker 3:I mean, you can totally still do that. You know what I mean I can.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can, but I did end the relationship and she, I guess, didn't realize that that was to her benefit, and that's not why I did it. I'm not like you know?
Speaker 4:oh, I did it for her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know you mean, but I don't think she realizes how positive a thing it was for us to break up Like it definitely. It definitely led her in a way better direction and I feel like that was better for her in the long run and it needed to happen. Yeah, she was. She is definitely much happier now and she would never have realized that because she was putting up with the level of boyfriend that was terrible. Yeah, I mean, if any females listen to this, I want you to really reflect on it what your partner is like to me now?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a mad call out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, I would look for her, definitely. Yeah, so I'd look for my sister, I'd look for her. Yeah, I mean like, and then the last person I'd want to see is Christie and Finn. Yeah, but that's like a given.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I'm talking like people that you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think like when I was talking to Christie about this, I was like immediate family is like you can't do immediate family, yeah, yeah. So you take them out of the equation and then it's like a lot harder. Yeah, because they're the people you think about first because you can't help it, right? Yeah, you know, you think about your dad, you think about your mom, you think about your siblings.
Speaker 1:That is what it is yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But yeah, it is the first thing I thought but I immediately thought of, you know, family was that I weren't here anymore, Just to speak to them one last time. Yeah, but I'm like other than that I don't, I couldn't tell you. I have to really think about that, like these are really good questions.
Speaker 2:This is why they sent me through this existential spiral. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:You see, like I kind of had not. Obviously I didn't have that circumstance happening, because that's literally impossible, but in terms of that.
Speaker 2:are you a plane?
Speaker 4:Yeah, this one time while I was playing with shift.
Speaker 1:No, but actual projecting to that point like if this? So I caught up with a friend of mine that I hadn't seen him maybe 12 years or third, maybe longer, yeah. So I kind of had that circumstance happen and I reckon he would have been a friend that I would have looked for in that circumstance.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:If I hadn't have caught up with him because it's kind of that like we fell out over nothing, like I borrowed money from him, I was an absolute shithead of a mate and just didn't pay it back quick enough and whatever. And he addressed it in a way I didn't appreciate at the time Yep Right, and we just fell out Like it was literally over that and it was like we're talking a couple hundred bucks. It wasn't like it was thousands of dollars, right yeah.
Speaker 1:And like from that time to now, you know he's mum passed away and like I was there every day, I reckon from like year eight to year 12. I was at his house almost every day.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:He's mum cooking me dinner almost every other night, yeah, but I was there and stuff like that and I had to have like a little bit of regret in that and like catching up with him was good because he kind of had the same especially, like you know, I went through my cancer and he wasn't there to be a support there. And like it was like yeah, I don't know. So I would have, yeah, in that circumstance if I hadn't have caught up with him and kind of had a bit of closure around it all.
Speaker 2:I would have looked for him, I reckon Valid.
Speaker 1:Yep, just cause, yeah, we missed a lot of each other's lives. He's married now has his own kid. I'm married and have two kids. Like we missed a lot of that and it's not time we'll get back. You know what I?
Speaker 2:mean yeah, time lost over something in perspective. So oh yeah, dude.
Speaker 1:Like it could have got sorted out. And I told him, like you know what, like diverging a little bit with the $200 thing and it happened with I won't say who, but another friend that we all know yeah, like where I'd lent my like you know, I borrowed money from at that time as well and man, I just had, like I honestly had a bad I'll call it what it was like keeping up with the Joneses. I was just trying to impress other friends of mine. Yeah, that wasn't within those friendship groups and that's why I'd essentially borrow from one, borrow another, like I'd always pay it back in time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you don't wake up good at finance Like no, no, no, no, I was fucking go yeah.
Speaker 1:Dude. That's why I think I have almost an obsession with spreadsheets now, to be honest. Yeah, that makes sense we laugh about it, but I literally do with my finances now because I'm like I need to know where every fucking dollar is going and why.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I hate like oh in people money now.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Like it fucking no, like it's just not a thing.
Speaker 1:I do anymore If I can pay people in advance, if I can pay them back straight away if I need to for any circumstance, I will.
Speaker 2:I mean, it does help that you have a pretty fucking good job now.
Speaker 1:Insane that even when I didn't, like the role before the one I'm currently in. I was still at that point right when I was much better, but it was like totally. But yeah, it's like it was just. Yeah, you know, but yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:There's just a whole another thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, there you go. Man, what a absolute fucking rollercoaster this podcast has been.
Speaker 2:We started off talking about fucking vape and now we're all in our own heads about existential crisis and like learning about each other's and I want people to like, I want people at home to think about that stuff as well, because it really puts into perspective things that aren't necessarily. They don't seem like they're important, but if they're important to you they are. So if you think about like things that you've lost and you really have like that nostalgia for them, maybe seek that shit out, man, like you know. Maybe like see what you can do about rekindling that you know. And if there's, you know, someone that you think about, that maybe you should spend more time with you know, or that you had a falling out with you should maybe contact them. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:The older. Hey, remember that time I was kind of a dick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, let's be, friends again.
Speaker 1:Literally what I did with this guy.
Speaker 4:I'm pretty stoked to you and I straight up.
Speaker 1:I sat down to catch up and I was literally like I'm just going to fucking clear it. Clear it up, right now yeah. I was going through some shit, not like serious shit, but I was being a dick Like yeah, I'm really sorry that that's what caused us to not talk for fucking over 10 years, which is insane. That's crazy.
Speaker 4:Especially when it's like I don't know, like you got pretty strong bonds with people through that, like late high school era as well. Yeah, yeah 100%, especially like you're, like you're before. You guys have your own places and vehicles and stuff you're like living at each other's house. Yeah, parents are like you're like families are intermingling.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:That's pretty intense. The only.
Speaker 2:Thing only similar relationships I've had to high school relationships have either been sport related. If you play with a sport team for a number of years and it's like the same players all the way through, you do get that. And being in a band being in a band you also get that like weird brotherhood feel. Yeah, like I'll always feel connected to Lee from train wreck but like we don't talk but I still feel a connection to him in a very deep way because like I went through so much with him for so long and we created things together. So I do feel that bond and I always will. Like I'm generally a well-wisher of his. We just live on opposite sides of the fucking city, you know, so we just don't make time for each other.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I'm going to make the moves a bit over now for me who we'll have on at some point, because he's got a. He's the Viking book guy.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's coming out with his Viking. Dear Lord, we've heard about this man.
Speaker 2:So like he was my high school mate and same kind of thing.
Speaker 1:We don't see each other anywhere near often enough, but God, if we do, it's like it's nothing.
Speaker 2:No, time has passed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I got that with Mugsy. I feel like we we go through like like years of time without seeing each other and then I see him and it's just like the same yeah. We just lock in immediately. There's no like shitty small talk catch up, it's just straight into the good stuff.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the majority of my friends Like you.
Speaker 2:you have a, you have a bizarrely tight knit large group of friends.
Speaker 1:You have like yeah, in a way that I'm jealous of.
Speaker 2:You have, like this group of like six or so guys that are just like, or maybe more actually, but like it's probably about eight of us, yeah who are just like, always still in constant contact and see each other really frequently Very rare.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean like falling out amongst it. But I. I don't know. I put a lot of work in over the years to make it smooth them all over.
Speaker 2:You are the glue that keeps that together, though You're the mortar between the bricks there. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:I remember one time I was like kind of like a bit pissy and I was like I looked over I saw something that was definitely going to happen and I was like, ah, fuck him. There was an ambulance involved that night.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like all right, all right back to it. All right, everyone calm down.
Speaker 3:We're all friends here, yeah, how long have we been going, jamie?
Speaker 4:Just an hour. Was that any? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 1:We'll do anything else. You got something to wind us up with.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll play us out. I got a you know Miles song, so, look, before we go I'll just say, dude, we should just smash the episode yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll play some. You know Miles to like play us out, but one of my favorite rappers from Tiktok. But yeah, I just thank you to everyone for listening, as usual. Like you said, big journeys today.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we could be serious Sometimes, right, let us know the questions as well.
Speaker 1:Like the answers to what?
Speaker 3:how would you would answer those questions? Yeah, Like.
Speaker 2:Message us on Instagram. Send us a message.
Speaker 4:Send us yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So like messages on Instagram like put it in general, chat and discord, Shout out to the misgord. Anyone from there who listens to this? Anyone?
Speaker 3:who wants to?
Speaker 2:join that, feel free. Let me know what games you play. I'll add you to the groups and outside of that, yeah, we'll fucking see you guys next time. Peace out, peace, catch you later, all right, oh fuck, there we go.
Speaker 4:Now I'm playing it down.
Speaker 3:Rice.